Destina! Happy, happy, happy (belated) birthday. I hope you have a wonderful year.
I meant to write a story, but nothing really came to mind, so...er...limericks. :facepalms:
This is the story of Jack,
who looks very hot in black.
Played by Kurt Russell first,
he was depressed and felt cursed
'til he went through the stargate and back.
The Air Force said, "Hey, Jack?
Frankly, we're taken aback
That wormhole you blew?
Well, something came through.
Solve whatever's whacked!"
Jack said, "Tissues! Get your packs.
A team can go through without fear of attack."
Carter said, "I'm going with, Sam-I-am,
and also, I am no man
To which Jack replied, "Scientists. Ack."
Everyone watched Daniel and Sha're mack,
Then Sha're was taken, alas and alack.
But Jack cried, "Help me!"
and Teal'c wanted to be free,
and thus they all formed a team led by Jack.
They traveled lots through the gate,
Met aliens both sedate and irate.
They got killed a few times,
were accused of some crimes,
and saved the world a time or eight.
They met Selmak and Ba'al and Bra'tac,
defended earth against frequent attack,
Jack's been cloned and aged,
roboticized and caged,
and other neat things because canon? Crack!
Daniel ruled the world in a dream.
Sam had lots of scientific schemes.
Teal'c learned how to smile
(except when he was brainwashed and hostile)
And they all inspired Wormhole X-Treme.
And on missions or eating pie as a snack,
the heart of the team is Jack,
Hurray for SG-1!
They're hot with guns!
And for explosions they've got a knack.
(And if we want? We've got a canonical shack,
to get Daniel and Jack in the sack.
For undercover frottage and fucking,
illicit rimming and sucking,
too many ways to keep track!)