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minnow1212:
destina_fic
destina_fic
Frosting and Cake
Wed, Jun. 14th, 2006 09:43 pm
Destina! Happy, happy, happy (belated) birthday. I hope you have a wonderful year.



I meant to write a story, but nothing really came to mind, so...er...limericks. :facepalms:

This is the story of Jack,
who looks very hot in black.
Played by Kurt Russell first,
he was depressed and felt cursed
'til he went through the stargate and back.

The Air Force said, "Hey, Jack?
Frankly, we're taken aback
That wormhole you blew?
Well, something came through.
Solve whatever's whacked!"

Jack said, "Tissues! Get your packs.
A team can go through without fear of attack."
Carter said, "I'm going with, Sam-I-am,
and also, I am no man!"
To which Jack replied, "Scientists. Ack."

Everyone watched Daniel and Sha're mack,
Then Sha're was taken, alas and alack.
But Jack cried, "Help me!"
and Teal'c wanted to be free,
and thus they all formed a team led by Jack.

They traveled lots through the gate,
Met aliens both sedate and irate.
They got killed a few times,
were accused of some crimes,
and saved the world a time or eight.

They met Selmak and Ba'al and Bra'tac,
defended earth against frequent attack,
Jack's been cloned and aged,
roboticized and caged,
and other neat things because canon? Crack!

Daniel ruled the world in a dream.
Sam had lots of scientific schemes.
Teal'c learned how to smile
(except when he was brainwashed and hostile)
And they all inspired Wormhole X-Treme.

And on missions or eating pie as a snack,
the heart of the team is Jack,
Hurray for SG-1!
They're hot with guns!
And for explosions they've got a knack.

(And if we want? We've got a canonical shack,
to get Daniel and Jack in the sack.
For undercover frottage and fucking,
illicit rimming and sucking,
too many ways to keep track!)

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jenlev
jenlev
Time Is Like A Kiss
Thu, Jun. 15th, 2006 10:30 am (UTC)

hee hee hee!

and for some reason i can't stop laughing at this line in particular: "Met aliens both sedate and irate."

wonderful. *g*


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minnow1212
minnow1212
minnow
Fri, Jun. 16th, 2006 04:13 am (UTC)

:) Thanks


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katie_m
katie_m
Katie M.
Thu, Jun. 15th, 2006 03:25 pm (UTC)

Heeeee. And you're right--surprising number of Jack-rhymes.


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minnow1212
minnow1212
minnow
Fri, Jun. 16th, 2006 04:14 am (UTC)

And I didn't even use slack or rack or knick-knack!


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teand
teand
teand
Thu, Jun. 15th, 2006 07:04 pm (UTC)

Nine limeracks all about Jack?
Dude, that is entirely whack!
It was tea out the nose
reading what you'd composed
and I'm totally taken aback.


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minnow1212
minnow1212
minnow
Fri, Jun. 16th, 2006 04:21 am (UTC)

:snorfle:

I know! It's a little surreal,
that my OTP* is limericks/O'Neill,
But that's how it goes,
Sorry for your poor nose.
Also, oooh! That icon? Sex appeal.

*One true poem-pairing


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destina
destina
Destina
Sat, Jun. 17th, 2006 07:03 pm (UTC)

This is...the best laugh I've had in ages, Minnow, and I'm not exaggerating. I started giggling at To which Jack replied, "Scientists. Ack." and by the end? I was laughing so hard I was snorting. *g* There's just something about seeing the entirety of our crack-addled and yet beloved show encapsulated in rhyme that just -- oh, my god, it's brilliant and insane. You have made me so, so happy. What a great birthday present. Thank you so much! :D


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minnow1212
minnow1212
minnow
Sat, Jul. 1st, 2006 02:50 am (UTC)

Belatedly, yay! Thank you! I am glad to make you laugh :)


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